Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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