i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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