so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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