U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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