Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
