my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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