We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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