Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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