I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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