I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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