is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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