I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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