THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
tequila makes me forget i have legs
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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