Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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