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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

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• (310): View more from California

  just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.

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  now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!

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  whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.

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• (760): View more from California

  if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel

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• (904): View more from Florida

  You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"

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• (562): View more from California

  New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.

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  Are you at a park?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.

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