is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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