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• (770): View more from Georgia

  also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  but the lizard people decide everything anyway

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.

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• (347): View more from New York

  i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

  (404): View more from Georgia

  sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night

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• (817): View more from Texas

  apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?

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  I don't know what to say

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass

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• (530): View more from California

  I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...

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  your aware she lit herself on fire, right?

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