We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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