Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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