so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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