Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?