"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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