I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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