let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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