Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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