I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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