I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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