so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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