Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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