GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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