Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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