Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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