If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Do vagina's smell?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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