This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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