i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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