Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms