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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  did it hurt when the cum got in your eye

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  not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.

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  You're a rent hooker.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?

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  You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".

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• (415): View more from California

  Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms

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