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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What should our trivia night team be named?

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  Define Statutory

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?

  (1-816): View more from Missouri

  Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.

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  ...... wtf.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude our life is a booze cruise

  (585): View more from New York

  But without boats...

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• (469): View more from Texas

  He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.

  (234): View more from Ohio

  ... other people's boyfriends.

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