Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dating After Heartbreak
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club