Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You have to summon your inner elephant
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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