For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
The air taste purple.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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