Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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