Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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