I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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