We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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