Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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