went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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