It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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