his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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