If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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