it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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