"it" just moved
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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