Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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