chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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