problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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