I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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