operation harelip BJ is a go
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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