you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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