You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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