I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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