somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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