Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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