he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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